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2008-03-04 12:08:15
Last author: sequeena_rae
Owner: Clarity.
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welcome


hello everyone and welcome to my contest!

please take your entry coupon and join the
queue to the left, where you will be recieve your free beer,

(note: this offer applies only to contest participants and is limited to 1 beer per person)

this contest is free for anyone to enter, we have no silly rules about self promotion or image hosting! feel free to promote your entry as much as you like and your image may be hosted from any website!


the theme for this first contest is going to be JUDAISM
this means that you can submit any art (including photography and poetry) under the theme of the jews. all hail moses!


i will make a badge or something for the winner(s) to put on their profile






1) [Clarity.]
<img:http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7725/brodyvt7.jpg>
this is a piece that i have submitted to get the ball rolling.
it features me on a date with the world's hottest jew, seth cohen.


2) stu the jew a poem by [Evolution X]
jew jew jew
lost his shoe
didn't know what to do
his name was stu


3) an untitled poem by [frayed~sanity]
aunty semetic is a nasty lady
she once fed me onion gravy
i much prefer my uncle jew
'cause he cooks food that's easy to chew


4) the emo jew, edited by[TRiCKY DiSCO]
I’ll Be The jew That No One Ever Hears,
Though My Silent Screams Would Deafen Most Ears.
I’ll Be The jew Plastered With A Smile,
Though Silently Wondering If Life’s Worth While.
I’ll Be The jew To Brighten Your Day,
Though Quietly Wanting The Favor Repaid.
I’ll Be The jew Who Never Sheds A Tear,
Though At Night Wishes Them To Appear.
I’ll Be The jew First To Laugh,
Though I Feel My Insides Tearing In Half.
I’ll Be The jew With The Best Of Friends,
Though They Don’t Know My Internal Problems.
I’ll Be The jew Who Keeps On Living,
Though All I Want Is To Give In.



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2008-03-03 [Triola]: omg, ur like so pattronisin rite now! just cause ur teh boss dunt meen u can discualefy ppl!!!11!!1

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: *banhammers [Triola]* XP

2008-03-03 [Triola]: :O Wench! I was just agreeing with these nice people :3 :P

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2008-03-03 [PandaClocks]: since when did this become a page to argue on? you're the ones that have come on here and started making your mouth go. go back to your WoW and your Lord of the Rings books and masturbate over the elves or dwarves if it takes your fancy.
Hey maybe sci-fi is your thing, just as well really considering it would be a fucking miracle if you stood a chance in hell with this species.

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: We're not arguing :) It's you who's taken the defensive with us, and by all means, keep up that attitude if you wish.

P.S I don't like Lord of The Rings or WoW :p

2008-03-03 [Triola]: unlike [Linderel]s contest, LINDEREL is power crazy and she likes to impose and patronise her contest enterers.

I believe that comment by [Clarity.] was the start of all of this, if you were wondering. So perhaps she should go shag a dwarf instead? Might make her lighten up :)

2008-03-03 [PandaClocks]: good for you [sequeena_rae]
have a cookie.

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: Thanks, I think I will :p

2008-03-03 [PandaClocks]: just one mind, don't want to let yourself go for your elven fiance

2008-03-03 [Triola]: :O You didn't tell me your fiance was an elf, Squee!

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: Oh, I know.

Now back to the point of this whole thing, stop being so oversensitive. You were only disqualified because you didn't read the rules on the voting page. [Linderel] even put in your entries AFTER the contest had closed. I'd hope that we can all get along and play like nice children, but if not (and yes [Triola] that would include you :o) I will be handing out warnings *insert 'omg I'm sooooo scared' here* So let's all move on now, okay?

[Clarity.] good luck with your contest.

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: Oh, sorry Trin, must have slipped my mind.

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: THIS CONTEST IS A JOKE YOU REALISE! YOU'RE ALL ACTING TOO SERIOUS! i really dont mind the fact i was disqualified from the papc, jeeeeeeeze. and [Triola] if you meant 'child' when you said dwarf, i'm up for it.

;)

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: im not a peadophile i must state

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: We're not being too serious at all *forgot to add 'puts guard hat on'* :p so no more bashing each other mmmkay

and you might not want the dwaves seeing as trin has had them all >.> *runs*

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: it's ok i only go for nursery kids. at a push, primary school

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: Primary kids are too much hassle >_<

2008-03-03 [Magical Trevor.]: i thought guards were supposed to be nice to people?

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: it'll be ok once i get my child catching machine fixed

2008-03-03 [Triola]: *bashes Squee over the head with something hard* >.<

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